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Madame Zaritska, has reviewed your answers. She has summoned all of her powers to generate a prediction for you that will tell you the secrets of your special day. Beware, if your answers were not truthful, your prediction may not be correct, so honesty is important to Madame Zaritska!

Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark violet eyes and a lot of blonde hair.